Part 1:Tasslehoff in PokeworldLady: "Hi there. Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is professor Juniper. Everyone calls me the Pokemon professor!"
Out comes a mouse thing
Professor Juniper: "That's right! This world is widely inhabited by mysterious creatures called pokemon! Pokemon have mysterious powers. They come in many shapes and live in many different places. We humans live happily with pokemon! Living and working together, we complement each other. We help each other out to accomplish different tasks. Having pokemon battle one another is particularily popular, and it deepens the bonds between people and pokemon. And that is why I research pokemon."
Me: "Longest explanation ever!"
Juniper: "Well that's enough from me Could you tell me about yourself? Are you a boy or a girl?"
Me: "Good question, who am I going to roleplay as? Arrrrgh. Should have thought of this earlier!! Tasslehoff Burrfoot then."
Juniper: "You're a boy, right?"
Tasslehoff: "Don't let the hair fool you: it's not a pon